The girl’s shock as the guy starts to run is great. 

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I could kill you with a golf club

dears:

Exactly.

dears:

Exactly.

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I love this photo that I took on a day lobster fishing in Maine. It’s a Sculpin.

I love this photo that I took on a day lobster fishing in Maine. It’s a Sculpin.

I love this. This is why I fail at life - when someone asks me a question, I have to give the right answer (no matter how complicated it may be); I can’t give a simplified, but wrong, version. 
If I did give a simplified, but wrong, answer I might get farther in life. I might woo managers and sell my services better, make more money, advance my career, and make products that people really like. But I’d be selling lies. 
Oh, and electrons circle the nucleus like planets orbit the sun. Just like that. It’s true.

I love this. This is why I fail at life - when someone asks me a question, I have to give the right answer (no matter how complicated it may be); I can’t give a simplified, but wrong, version. 

If I did give a simplified, but wrong, answer I might get farther in life. I might woo managers and sell my services better, make more money, advance my career, and make products that people really like. But I’d be selling lies. 

Oh, and electrons circle the nucleus like planets orbit the sun. Just like that. It’s true.

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Yes, and it fucked up my planner, damnit. I’ve got one of those “pencil in the dates” ones. X-| 
dears:

Edited as the original did not include the text “only happens every 823 years” which is false. Still, yay for 5 weekends!

Yes, and it fucked up my planner, damnit. I’ve got one of those “pencil in the dates” ones. X-| 

dears:

Edited as the original did not include the text “only happens every 823 years” which is false. Still, yay for 5 weekends!

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Freud may have been pretty, well, confused - but I think Joel Spolsky said it well when he quoted Freud in reference to the splits in the *nix community. 

Conclusion? There isn’t a majority on both sides to merge. The Unix world loves to take sides. I don’t have to blog about this; Freud already did, in 1930. He called it “the narcissism of minor differences. Monty Python might have put it better in this scene (YouTube) from The Life of Brian

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